Thursday, June 11, 2009

The Party


We are a fourth party option for the presidency in 2016 (everyone knows when you vote third party you are wasting your vote, but there is no such stigma to voting fourth party). Just as the two parties have mascots of an elephant and a donkey, our mascot is the Chihuahua: we are a small party, but when we open our mouths, we yap in such a way that it annoys everyone.

Since we will never win an election, we are never at fault when something bad happens to this country. This is what distinguishes us from the Democrats and Republicans; everything bad that happens in our country is the fault of one or both of these parties, while nothing is the fault of the Politically Incorrect Party.

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